I own a very profitable electronics distributing firm. JERRY: So, George, guess what? ELAINE: Oh, you're not gonna cop a girl's phone number off an AIDS charity out, they just took them off the market. I saw the tag on the back. Meanwhile, Jerry meets a woman and doesn't get her phone number. Are you going to wear the ribbon? [Putumayo] Gladys is behind the counter. He's gonna wear the ribbon who do you think you are put the ribbon on Hey Cedric Bob. The drive toacquire 2. you. really thin. KRAMER: I tell ya, there's some people, they just wear a ribbon and they SUSAN: Well, I don't see why you just can't use condoms. New scene - George arrives at Jerry's apartment. I don't have to wear anything I don't want to wear! Jerry, Elaine, and Kramer are at Monk's Cafe and they mention that Jerry still wears a size 31 pair of jeans. from the AIDS list...then Susan passing the information along to Monica "Just because big Jerry is a has been doesn't make little Jerry a never was" Kramer: "It's a write off Jerry, they just write it off. It's understood. ORGANIZER: But everyone wears the ribbon. George knocks at the door.>. Who? ELAINE: And the bathroom in your apartment? Where am I gonna park here...? Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you … I'd just come from shopping for a speedboat... New scene - George and Susan in George's car. VOICE FROM POKER GAME: Hey, Kramer - are you in? WHO doesn't want to wear the ribbon? JERRY: Oh, I'll tell her I met some guy who knew her and he gave it to Women: "But everybody wears an AIDS ribbon." the welfare of others - I can't be with someone like that! Walker 1: Put the ribbon on! are you going to wear the ribbon? LENA: Hi! Originally posted on The News Guy(Mike's) site: Click Here to join our new Seinfeld's fans community. ORGANIZER: But you have to wear an AIDS ribbon. Better than you! I don't mind. MONICA: He got her number off an AIDS walk list? JERRY (copying down the number): Elaine, you should admire me...I'm aspiring free to go at anytime. walk, baby. He is wearing the ribbon. ELAINE: Yeah, Jerry, I have to conserve these sponges. So before you say "cantstandya" to "Seinfeld" fashion, see the list of all the fashion moments on the show and realize that there's more to … . It’s hard to believe, but Saturday, July 5 marks Seinfeld ’s 25th anniversary. work with shut-ins. Walker 2: You don't wear the ribbon? anywhere. Kramer participates in an AIDS walk but when he refuses to wear the ribbon, he suffers the consequences. SUSAN: Oh, don't park. KRAMER: You know what you are? GEORGE: You met her a few weeks ago, but...? With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. Because they're shut in. jerry seinfeld 163 GIFs. "Soup again?". a poet need an unlisted number for? We are all wearing the ribbon. someone? There's nothing to be sorry about. GEORGE: Let me tell you something about that tag. Since college. JERRY: But you like this guy, isn't that what the sponges are for? WALKER #2: Hey, Cedric! (To Billy) Hold that thought! Lena, smell my JERRY: If you were in the mafia, would you tell her every time you killed GEORGE: You know. JERRY: No, she said it was fine. Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. on the sofa. GEORGE: I know, but don't say anything to anyone. BOB: I guess we are just going to have to teach him to wear the ribbon! LENA: It's o.k.! Jerry doesn't mind until the women of the building want to be greeted with a kiss. Everything's finished here. Here's your AIDS ribbon. Find GIFs with the latest and newest hashtags! SUSAN: Jerry got her phone number off of an AIDS walk list? SUSAN: I can't! JERRY (using Elaine as an example): On the other hand... GEORGE (to Elaine): Thanks again for last night! and Bob turn around and glare at Kramer.>, BOB: Who? Kramer and his soft-spoken friend Leslie start a new line of clothing and Jerry accidentally agrees to wear it on the Today show. So, JERRY: What are you all out of breath from? 1. KRAMER: Ah, you're lucky you're walkin' out of here with a pair of pants In "The Sponge", Elaine's primary form of birth control is taken off the market and Jerry goes on a date with a woman whose number he pulled off an AIDS Walk list. Beverly Hills, 90210 (1990) - S01E02 Romance. New scene - Jerry approaching his apartment door. . JERRY: You don't mind that I got your number off the AIDS walk list? (Bob and Cedric turn around and glare at Kramer) … You can tell me anything. ... March 20, 2011 ... » Discussion » Share . P.B. GEORGE: Oh, no, no...condoms are for single men. some serious butt! . Lena found out how I got her number. JERRY: Yep. New scene - George and Susan in bed. I mean, I look at her, I can't imagine she even ELAINE: I'm sure you'll have another fight, George. BOB: But I am wearing the ribbon. SUSAN: You don't know what I use for birth control, do you? JERRY (proudly): What am I doing? But don't tell anyone - Jerry Seinfeld? , JERRY: Look at you. George looks back, puzzled.>. soups. The drive to defend These drives represent four primary factorsthat can help motivate even the most unmotivated employees. shirt. JERRY: Kramer, what the hell is going on in there? It's like "Beat The Clock," there's free. Kramer also mentions the female contraceptive sponge is being taken off the market. Seinfeld has long been regarded as one of the greatest American sitcoms of all time. See, this is not Jerry's stand-up: I have a friend, wears eye glasses, no prescription JERRY: Kramer, are you out of your mind? There may be a certain perception that employee motivationis tied to salary – but the truth is that motivation is less financial, andmore emotional (although being paid fairly is absolutely a factor). Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. GEORGE: Oh... ...clothing, Transcribed by Brian Dickson on Nov. 11, 2002. Walker 2: Hey, Cedric! JERRY (signing): It's hard enough living next door. SUSAN: You know, I really like those new jeans Jerry was wearing. Steven Hack (Walker #1) JERRY: I change the 32 waist on the label to a 31 on all my jeans. At the AIDS walk, he refuses to wear an AIDS ribbon. JERRY: I mean, I admire the hell out of her. aid, you don't think, 'Oh, they must have been listening real good...yeah, What are you doing? Uh...how many come in a case? Aren't you against AIDS? ELAINE: Well, Kramer was right. them. mentally visualizes George telling Susan about how Jerry got Lena's number BOB: So! . We are the only ones here so you must have been talking to one of us!" Susan and I have been together many, many times now, and just between This is just like your secret bank code. Blood tests - immaculate. Kramer: Oh, I don't wear the ribbon. door. JERRY: And you got the AIDS walk tomorrow. Are you a true seinfeld fan? If you see someone with a hearing a lot of pressure there. JERRY: You leave me no choice! New scene - Elaine and Billy in her apartment. just leave it at that. I had to walk up five flights. GEORGE: Elaine...let me just explain something to you. Hey! KRAMER: Oh, you gotta be kiddin'! I just found Cleaned out the whole west side. ORGANIZER: You don't want to wear an AIDS ribbon? No, Linda's. - visiting stores and pharmacies all over town and not finding a sponge to open a condom wrapper. GEORGE: Make-up sex? This was the first episode of the eighth season, and as such was the first episode in which Jerry Seinfeld assumed command of the show following the departure of its co-creator, Larry David.It was originally broadcast on the NBC network on September 19, 1996. That's it. why? about your pants size? JERRY (to Lena): So, let me ask you something - these people eat soup BOB: But I am wearing the ribbon. The best GIFs are on GIPHY. You're never gonna make it! KRAMER: Yeah, well I'm walking for charity, what are you doing? ELAINE: Nope. No, no, no Jerry, don't cut me off! He still manages to stumble across the finishing line … You can't have sex with of a loud group of people from inside Kramer's place. Is it now here's her number. Where's Kramer? Search, discover and share your favorite Jerry Seinfeld GIFs. the market. ELAINE: Sixty?! all that I have left. KRAMER: It's a poker game... And I'm kickin' "The Foundation" is the 135th episode of the American television sitcom Seinfeld. That was the amazing thing. ELAINE: Yeah. GEORGE: Elaine? This guy won't wear a ribbon! GEORGE: Elaine and her sponges...she's got like, a war chest full of If I date a taking person, It won't happen again. JERRY: I really didn't pay much attention, I'd just come from buying What does Share the best GIFs now >>> With Tenor, maker of GIF Keyboard, add popular Seinfeld Who Is This animated GIFs to your conversations. Search, discover and share your favorite Seinfeld GIFs. Kramer: Yeah, I'm against AIDS. No, no...no way. 169k members in the seinfeld community. Billy on the shoulder and gets out of bed.>. Like Season 4, the episodes in Season 7 are loosely connected in a season-long story arc. What does Susan use? any of 'em. Breakfast on me, huh? LENA: No, not at all. think they're doin' something? GEORGE: Well, this is the Jerry Seinfeld that only I know. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. ELAINE: O.k. Why do we think that glasses makes us look more intelligent? JERRY: She said I wasn't sponge-worthy. and Susan. Seinfeld Scripts. BOB: I guess we are just going to have to teach him to wear the ribbon! water running. The drive to bond 3. Seinfeld if ipad - "/tv/ - Television & Film" is 4chan's imageboard dedicated to the discussion of television and film. ELAINE: Haven't been in the lab yet. Because he likes his shirt too much to put holes in it. Wren T. Brown (Walker #3) Wouldn't waste a sponge on me! I need the sponge! ELAINE: Yeah, I'm sorry, George. I'll just sit in the car, you can run in. When Kramer is exhausted just from walking up the stairs to his apartment, Jerry fears he is too out-of-shape to do the AIDS walk. glasses? I thought you said everything was fine. New scene - George and Susan in a booth at the coffee shop. "The Foundation" JERRY: No depravity! JERRY: Well you know what this means, don't you? SUSAN: Why? Come on. Oh, that's Directed by Andy Ackerman. GEORGE: Well, I can see that. JERRY: Hello, Lena? George is gettin' frustrated! ORGANIZER: Hey you! . I mean, now I've Walker 3: Who do you thing you are? He is wearing the ribbon. you know. Huh. Oh my - Penny. 'Seinfeld' - Season 7 Trivia. JERRY: Yeah. I just me a towel out of my bedroom closet? Do they look scared?! the sponge. Season 7 of Seinfeld was originally broadcast from the fall of 1995 to the spring of 1996. Good luck! BILLY: Why not? SUSAN (to Lena): So, did you get to talk to her? just a weekend routine...I'm on the verge of make-up sex here. Despite Jerry's warnings, Kramer stays up all the night before playing poker. I mean, I'm walking, aren't I? Who cares KRAMER: This is America! Come on. How did I get your number? John Paragon (Cedric) on those things so hard to open? I work in a soup kitchen every morning at You know ELAINE: I can't do it. Uh...well, I'll take three. Directed by Tom Cherones. George blocks He told me not to tell JERRY: I got a date with that girl, Lena. LENA: A friend of a friend of a friend of Susan's. Hey! SUSAN: Can we stop by a drug store first? I'll be right back. Outside the door, Elaine peers in for a second "Who.... Who, who doesn't want to were de rrribbion!? SUSAN: Give it to me. KRAMER: I'll tell ya, I think birth control should be discussed in an I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. date 7 Dec 1995). Lena leaves with all of Kramer's poker buddies, who are filing out of at Kramer.>. Come back here and put this on! JERRY: I thought you said it was imminent. No never, but I'm wearing the ribbon. everyone's taking, taking, taking, no one's giving - it's bedlam. SUSAN: Well, we're a couple. Come on! Susan Moore (Monica). After Jerry objects to kissing hello, he's vilified and nearly kicked out of the building. Hutton (Walker #2) KRAMER: This is America! "Who? ELAINE: The sponge, o.k.? GEORGE: This is totally different! they're off the market, but... PHARMACIST: Actually, we have a case left. ELAINE: So, you think you're sponge-worthy? Who doesn't want to wear the ribbon? Over the course of nine seasons, Seinfeld, a.k.a. So why aren't you going to wear the ribbon!? someone you admire. GEORGE: I, uh...figure it's something. These two thugs are very funny. New scene - Jerry and Lena having dinner in a restaurant with George Why? KRAMER: AIDS walk! ELAINE: Yes, yes - before they went off the market. There you are. . Ileen Getz (Organizer) KRAMER (to organizer at desk): Uh, Cosmo Kramer? Of every drug store, general store, health store and grocery store has sex. - I just don't wear the ribbon. KRAMER: Well, if I didn't do something I wouldn't be able to live with What's it going to be? LENA: I use Planet. right, I've never really been a couple, so...if that's the rule, then GEORGE: Well, Jerry doesn't want anyone to know. search. I don't have to wear anything I don't want to wear! LENA (smells Jerry's arm): Mmm! True Seinfeld fans remember those little things that made the show hilarious! ELAINE: I wish I could help you, but I can't afford two of 'em. My friend Kim told me the sponge is off This guy won't wear a ribbon! I need you both to sponsor me in the AIDS You have to have that right after the fight, we're SUSAN: Well, it's alright, I'm your fiance. Hi, it's Jerry Seinfeld. Hey, They can't hear. . way past that. good at it. The drive tocomprehend 4. to a lot of important stuff...' No, they are deaf. JERRY: I actually met her a few weeks ago, but... So why aren't you going to wear the ribbon!? three times a day? New scene - George and Susan in the car on the way home. How ya doin.' Think it began with a W, maybe a Q. I wasn't paying that much attention, We see George's hands struggling I mean, I'm walking, aren't I? ELAINE: The sink, the tub, everything got cleaned? laughs.> All I gotta do is get past the first phone call and I'm home George resists.>. Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! JERRY: It's probably so the woman has one last chance to change her mind. Not me. That was my secret, this is Jerry's KRAMER: But wasn't that taken off the market? Guest stars: A reddit all about Jerry, George, Elaine and Kramer. the door with his foot.>. SUSAN: So, listen to this. 6. list! How do you not mention Dr. VanNorstran, these pretzels are making me thirsty, Cramerica, refusing the aids ribbon, the technicolor dream coat, toasting his clothes, starting a tab at Jerry's, It's too hard to pick a favorite Kramer moment. so why aren't you going to wear the ribbon? Sort: Relevant Newest # dance # happy # celebration # hulu # seinfeld # reaction # reactions # bye # leaving # im out # tv # no # nope # hulu # seinfeld # shocked # surprised # point # seinfeld # jerry seinfeld With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. . BOB: But I am wearing the ribbon. torn, one shoe off. KRAMER (panting): The elevator just broke. Who-who doesn't want to feel pretty? I mean, uh...a case. GEORGE: I tried to tear it from the side, you can't get a good grip here. He's a 31. . KRAMER: Hey, I'm in tip-top shape. - Yeah. I eat well. So you really like this guy. Very nice. JERRY: Yeah, that girl I was gonna call for a date, she was unlisted...and Who doesn't want a shortcut to greatness? New scene - Jerry and Lena in Jerry's apartment. pulls him back down. KRAMER: This is America! JERRY: See, we're already off the subject of how I got her number. You know, Lena, I wanted to talk to you JERRY: That's why I should date a giving person. Hey, Lena Small's on this list. about something...you know, because you're such a good person -. JERRY: Oh, I told him he'd never make it. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. So, you're set with twenty-five. But I am birth control shopping KRAMER: Yeah, I'm against AIDS. 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