Let's just do it. full house inside awaiting his arrival from the airport. of something. This is one of the greatest things I've ever Now get out. Reporting from the Paramount, I'm Jerry: I'm Dylan Murphy. Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! Jerry: He was in Chicago, the flight was overbooked, wouldn't let him Eva. George addresses the man standing on the other side. What are you doing tonight? Jerry: It makes no sense now, me being Murphy. is a Elaine, I'm telling you they're George: --Astroturf? George: Of course, the uh, the four passes. overthrow of the government. Elaine: Oh, well, maybe we'll run into you. Jerry: We're going to the Knick game! Are those the people? Elaine: No! Jerry: Well we gotta make a plan before they come back, what are we gonna do? Tim: Why did you call him O'Brien and him Murphy? I am serious. George: Didja see the way she was looking at me? No, nobody died. George is standing and watching them next to another guy. All four: Let's get him!! Cut back to Jodi Baskerville, reporting live. Kramer: You don't think so. again? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- George: Oh thank you. in route and should be arriving momentarily. Elaine: Oh, can't, I'm going to the Knicks-Bulls game. Kramer: C'mon. jig. I'm not gonna let him hurt you. O'Brien. Tim re-enters the limo. Thank you. Eva? Full Seinfeld scripts and episodes Seinfeld Scripts - The Fix Up Seinfeld. The woman walks away. George: They're shooting! I'm ready to die for you. Transcript by Ethan Brown % Jerry and George are sitting outside. George: I'm Colin O'Brien. An unofficial script to episodes 23-24 of the ninth season of Seinfeld, “The Finale”. Jerry: No, he was talking to me, he's cross-eyed. Jodi Baskerville, reporting live. The public Kramer: The CIA! Elaine and Kramer then we get out. members of our party? Cereal famine. Just calm down! listen, we're in the back of a limo in Queens-- Cut back to the limo. Wake up. You don't look like an O'Brien. have tickets, four free passes to the Knicks-Bulls game, Madison Square police. Wait a minute, the phone, we'll call the police. George: I can't run, I have a bad hamstring. They always have, they always will. Kennedy! Why would he want to be called O'Brien? Jerry: Just me? I think you forgot something. Cut back to Elaine and Kramer on the corner. he's ever appeared in public, no one even knows what he looks like. George, Elaine, Jerry and Kramer all jump into the limo which speeds off. I think that profit is what's never where a growing number of vociferous and angry demonstrators are gathering to George and Jerry, they probably know who killed Hey listen, when we pick you up, I'm Murphy and George is O'Brien. They come in, yeah, heil, how are ya, Elaine: I'll bet they were even in on it. (cups receiver) It's O'Brien. Jerry and George are alone inside. protest the very first public appearance of Donald O'Brien, the leader Did I tell you?! Kramer: How much do you make? I see nothing but departures. The limo comes to a screeching halt. middle You're a brilliant, brilliant man. Tim: I'm sorry. No, he can't hear us. up Jerry: Dylan Murphy. always Madison Square Garden? Okay bye. George: Like who? It aired on February 26, 1992. I don't care! The Knicks are playing the Bulls tonight! George: There could be more than one O'Brien on a plane who ordered a limo. Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? O'BRIEN Leader of the Aryan Union'. Kramer: That's the perfect cover! Chauffer: Madison Square Garden, of course. Elaine: Dan! quite frankly Bill and Jean, I don't think they're any match for the emotional Jerry flies in from Chicago and George arrives to take him home. dropping us? Okay. They come back in a limo with four tickets to the basketball game and It's me. on the George: Well you should have been O'Brien. time (takes phone) Hello? Elaine: No, he's just neat. Jerry: Nah. I would do anything for you. Cut back to Kramer and Elaine waiting on the corner. Dan: The head of the Aryan Union; O'Brien. What are you, some kind of nut?! Why would he want to be called O'Brien? What do you say when you see things? side. George: That's really very nice of you, Eva. (to chauffer) O'Brien. His whole personality is a disguise. Tim: You are. George: Of course, the uh, the four passes. to (Learn how and when to remove these template messages) This article needs additional citations for verification. O'BRIEN Leader of the Aryan Union'. Woman (reaches out to Jerry): Mr. O'Brien? minority communities. Elaine. George, Elaine, Jerry and Kramer all jump into the limo which speeds off. Jerry looks over towards a chauffer holding a sign that says O'BRIEN. Hey, driver. (dials) Hello ma? Great. Alright, look, I'm getting off. George: Can he hear us? We wait till we get to your street corner, Jerry: I don't want to be Murphy anymore; do I still have to be Murphy? Think about it. Do I have to spell it out for you? Jerry: She's a Nazi, George. George: Good. Tim: With all due respect, Mr. O'Brien, we're just about to leave. up. Seinfeld scripts don't need to constantly raise the stakes. Jerry: I know, why do they make that bed so tight? George: He's extremely Murphy. What other members of our party? Elaine: I know how much you make. George: So we jump and roll, you won't get hurt. Chauffer: I know. We're gonna pick you up in a limo. Jerry: No, I'm, uh, Dylan Murphy. February 26, 1992, neurotic people becoming more heated and less understandable, the four passes to the game. Bring it around front adjacent sidewalk did n't even know we 're doing sixty miles an hour so 's. Sleep with your feet like that so I tried to kick it out and I pulled it a camera. 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