Once out of rehab, they are clean, but continue to deal while trying to teach the word of God, in a manner similar to evangelists. Rocky’s dedication to his friend has survived long after Apollo died during a match, eventually avenging his friend by beating down his killer Ivan Drago and later on training Apollo’s son Adonis in the sport that the two loved. In the show, it is revealed that Jay is 26 years old (a year younger than Dante and Randal), but still in the fourth grade, having been held back "a lot". If I can lead a few cats into being a bit more tolerant, I feel pretty good. Jay and Bob are abandoned by the group, and set off in search of the van. As fate would have it, a local game show called Truth or Date, which is set to feature Brandi, is to be filmed at the mall that day. A third film has recently been Saved from Development Hell. "[2] In issue #2 of the Chasing Dogma comic series, Jay launches into a lengthy and thoroughly impassioned impromptu speech on gay rights and tolerance before he notices Silent Bob's astonished expression and brushes the matter off. He was raised Catholic, and is a gadgetry genius. In addition, the duo hangs out with Silent Bob's Russian cousin Olaf, who runs a heavy metal band and is looking to do a gig in New York City. Jay and Bob plan to ruin the shoot, while the girls want to be extras in the film to fulfill Shan Yu's dream. Jay then reveals it has been him and Silent Bob doing it the whole time. Pursued by a group of security guards, they are able to escape by riding a bicycle over a ramp (a reference to the iconic E.T., the Extra-Terrestrial moon scene), propelling them through the window of a nearby building. Although it was filmed one year later, the events in Mallrats, released in 1995, occur one day prior to the events in Clerks. Bluntgirl agrees to this, however, she penetrates Chronic with a dildo, much to Chronic's distaste. Interabang used the Fig crowdfunding to raise $400k to complete the title,[5] which successfully raised over $435,000 at the completion of the campaign. In Clerks: The Animated Series, Silent Bob is called "Blutarsky", but according to Smith, that was a joke referencing Animal House and he never gave Silent Bob a last name. Most of 'em just cheat on you.". Salute mi familia. Jay: I'm Jay, and this is my hetero-lifemate Silent Bob. Finally, Dante and Randal are behind the Quick Stop counter. First, here's one memorable exchange between the two characters: Jackson Healy: I think this is going to work better if we split up. Jay and Silent Bob follow the two there. They arrive in Chicago, where Jay learns his former girlfriend Justice (Shannon Elizabeth) works as a local weatherperson. Milly admits to Jay that her bad behavior is attributed to her never knowing her father. Suzanne takes this opportunity to shoot him in the buttocks with a tranquilizer dart, incapacitating him; Justice uses the situation to her advantage and offers Willeholly an opportunity to get into the FBI by turning herself in along with Missy, Sissy, and Chrissy, as long as she gets a reduced sentence and the charges against Jay and Silent Bob are dropped. They then attempt to infiltrate the "Bluntcave", resulting in the deaths of NewsGroup and Diddler (they are crushed by a wall that reveals the entrance to the hideout). The 8-bit-style game, a tribute to 1980s beat 'em up games, is set for release on May 7th, 2020 on Steam and Nintendo Switch. They build a secret Fortress of Solitude beneath RST Video and acquire all the necessary gadgets and accessories to make them ideal crime-fighters. In addition to combat, the game includes a means to use insults as finishing moves in combat. After the credits, Jay and Silent Bob are visited by Stan Lee, who wishes to speak to them about the "Avenger Initiative". Bluntgirl asks Bluntman if he's ever experienced anything of the like, to which he replies, "Yeah, when Ben Affleck played Daredevil.". Most of 'em just cheat on you. Snoochie Boochies! Marcus Burnett: You see what happens when you go off without me? Especially when a certain iron-suited man discovered that Bucky was responsible, but not really, for killing his parents. I'm the president. [1] In Jay and Silent Bob Reboot, he has lost weight (in reality, Kevin Smith had suffered a near-fatal heart attack and adopted a vegan diet on his doctor's advice). In Clerks, the first film to feature the duo, Jay wears a San Jose Sharks baseball cap. Throughout the day, they are seen dancing, loitering, and harassing pedestrians. Despite Inspector Lee’s inability to understand the words that come out of Carter’s mouth, the two manage to save the day and the Chinese Consul’s daughter, getting into plenty of hijinks along the way. Due to their excessive disturbances, drug dealing and recently making a rumor about Dante and Randal Graves (Jeff Anderson) being a gay couple, Randal files a restraining order against Jay and Silent Bob that prohibits them from coming within 100 feet (30 m) of the Quick Stop or RST Video. Your ass belongs to me. Now in their early 30s, Jay and Silent Bob had recently bought a car, but they were pulled over for driving with a deployed airbag. Once inside the facility, Jay and Silent Bob find a tranquilizer gun and the ape, an orangutan named Suzanne (a reference to the ending scene in "Mallrats"). While the plot is based around convenience store clerk Dante Hicks it’s the pair who post up outside the local New Jersey shop, listening to their boombox and ogling ladies passing by, who really are the stars of the show. Bluntgirl defeats Lipstick Lesbian single-handedly and begins to show romantic interest in Bluntman. After being refused passage on a bus for not having tickets, they decide to hitch-hike there, and stop at a local Mooby's restaurant, whereupon Jay falls victim to love at first sight with Justice (Shannon Elizabeth), an international jewel thief posing as an animal rights activist. After leaving the heroes to die, the villains descend upon Red Bank, killing everyone in their path. Packaged Value. to take their places. But after a few life or death situations he learns that while he may be too old for this sh*t, he isn’t too old to make friends. Jay is slim, has long blonde hair and towers over Silent Bob. And here's nine other movies that got the bromance equation right: Since we already mentioned it, let’s start with Murtaugh (Danny Glover) and Riggs (Mel Gibson), undoubtedly one of the most revered buddy cop partnerships of all-time. Jay reveals to Milly that he is her father. Later, they help Brodie and T.S. Jay's excessive cursing seems due to influence from his uncaring mother, who is shown continually using profanity in front of him. win back their girlfriends. Clerks, released in 1994, is the first film to feature Jay and Silent Bob. Bob is thrown out of the hall and Shan Yu reveals herself to be a Russian spy, bent on destroying American pop culture conventions. Silent Bob explains, in his longest speech to date, that much like in Holden's relationship with Alyssa, he became distressed at the revelation of Amy's sexual past, specifically that she had engaged in a threesome. And you'll always be my brother. The ending credits claim that Jay and Silent Bob would return in Clerks II. Kevin Smith has stated that he sees Jay as ambisexual: "Jay—who's always talking about women—is a character a lot of young hetero guys identify with. In the film, Jay and Silent Bob are loitering at a local New Jersey mall (filmed in Minnesota at the Eden Prairie Center Mall). While at a ceremony in which Bluntman and Chronic are to be awarded the key to the city of Red Bank, The League of Shitters attack the dynamic duo and knock them unconscious. Silent Bob overrides the production's video input, allowing him to play a video tape of Rene's new boyfriend, Shannon Hamilton (Ben Affleck), having sex with a minor. The comedy chemistry between the two leads is infectious, and if the outtake reels from the movies are indication they are just as fun to make, as they are to watch. Having no place to loiter, they decide to pay a visit to Brodie (Jason Lee), where they learn that Miramax Films is making a Bluntman and Chronic film. 2. Sometimes it burns out splendidly, i.e. Mallrats – Takes place one day before the events in Clerks. In most of the episodes, Jay and Silent Bob have some public service announcement videos, where they talk about safety tips, science lessons, or magic tricks. Holland March: Wow, that’s really insensitive. Although it was filmed one year later, the events in Mallrats, released in 1995, occur one day before the events in Clerks. These events are not necessarily continuous with events depicted elsewhere in the View Askewniverse. Though they do not know it, if the two were to return to heaven this way, they would overturn God's decision, thus "proving God wrong" and unmaking all of existence. Clerks 2 / Zack & Miri Combo (Signed) Bluray. Shipping and handling. They agree to part ways, with Jay hugging Milly and letting her know he is proud of her. They decide that the only way to achieve this, using their newfound wealth, is to visit and beat up everyone who had insulted them to the tune of "Kick Some Ass" by Stroke 9. Here are some changes: There are many extra shots here and there in the film. Image of Clerks 2 for fãs of gaio, gaio, jay and Silent Bob 1746484 Lipstick Lesbian mortally stabs Albert in the back and places Bluntman and Chronic into a giant bong that is slowly filling up with water. Moreover, in the prison scene in Clerks II, Jay wants Dante and Randal to fellate each other in exchange for Silent Bob and him loaning them the money to reopen the Quick Stop and RST. The new Clerks X 10th Anniversary DVD contains the original first cut which is just over 10 minutes longer than the original. At first, Murtaugh is not fond of Riggs, who takes the veteran detective down on their first introduction. After making their way back home, Jay shows Milly the Quick Stop and tells her the stories of his and Bob's adventures, including meeting Justice. You may be familiar with the fictional fast-food chain Mooby’s from Kevin Smith films such as Dogma, Clerks II and the Jay and Silent Bob franchise. Kevin Smith helped kick-off the '90s indie film boom with his breakout hit Clerks, in which he created his famous characters Jay and Silent Bob.The crass comedy, LGBTQ+ positivity and reverence for nerd culture in Smith's movies connected with an entire generation of young audiences.. Two notable films of Smith's are Chasing Amy and the religious comedy Dogma. Justice (Jay's ex-girlfriend and mother of his child, Millennium "Milly" Faulken (Jay's daughter with Justice), Jay and Silent Bob made a brief appearance in one panel of, Demonic versions of Jay and Silent Bob can be seen in one panel on the second page of, Jay and Silent Bob made a cameo in issue #79 of, This page was last edited on 31 December 2020, at 23:19. Martin Riggs: Well, I haven't killed you yet. She has since married and given birth to their love child, Millennium "Milly" Faulken (Harley Quinn Smith). $36.00. Clerks: The Animated Series, created by Kevin Smith and based on his film Clerks, is a cult hit, and it was the first and only adult animated series produced with Disney Television Animation, which was uncredited. With the obvious exception of Jay and Silent Bob, Dante and Randal are the most frequently recurring characters in the verse, having starred in an Animated Adaptation, Clerks: The Animated Series, several comics and in 2006, a true sequel in the film, Clerks II. Jay and Silent Bob return to their primary business location in front of Quick Stop. At one point during the movie, Jay, knowing boredom is the first step to relapse, dances to the song "Goodbye Horses" by Q Lazzarus after Silent Bob puts the tape in the boom box. The Clerks animated series debuted on ABC on May 31, 2000. He was not annoyed at her; rather, he felt embarrassed and crest-fallen, as if he would never be enough given his lack of experience, but by the time he realized this, it was too late, and she had moved on. Holden gives them VIP badges, which grants him and the girls access to the panel with Kevin Smith. Randal wants to reopen the Quick Stop with Dante, but neither of the two has the money, so Jay and Silent Bob offer some of the Bluntman and Chronic movie royalty money under the condition that the two are allowed to loiter outside the shop and that the police cannot be called to arrest them. You Tito. They put on the Bluntman and Chronic outfits, so they will not be noticed, but are mistaken for Biggs and Van Der Beek, and are escorted to the set of the movie. sign (a reference to the original Clerks) on the front of the Quick Stop. Aware of Dante's love triangle with Caitlin Bree and Veronica, Silent Bob says to him, "You know, there's a million fine-looking women in the world, dude. Throughout their crime-fighting ordeals, they manage to accidentally create a few super-powered enemies of their own, who together form "The League of Shitters". 1 rating. Silent Bob follows the film format and only speaks once during the episodes. She has been charged with the holy quest of stopping two fallen angels, Bartleby (Ben Affleck) and Loki (Matt Damon), from entering a church in New Jersey. In several of the later View Askewniverse films, Jay wears a black knit cap. In the View Askewniverse continuity, it takes place the day after Mallrats. But they don't all bring you lasagne at work. Silent Bob: You know, there's a million fine lookin' women in the world dude. Though there was always a constant rivalry between the two, as evidenced by their off-the-record bout in Rocky III, there was always great respect in and out of the ring. And if any further reinforcement of their friendship is required, listen to Chewbacca’s blood-curdling wail when he witnesses Han killed by his own son, Kylo Ren, at the end of The Force Awakens. We’re not going to spoil anything for you, but we will say the door is reportedly open for a sequel, and we hope that happens because this is a friendship that we would be happy seeing more of on the big screen. The ending credits claim that Jay and Silent Bob "have left the building". Jay and Silent Bob return to their primary business location in front of Quick Stop. Since many of the events were reused in the 2001 film Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, not all the events depicted here are necessarily continuous with those depicted elsewhere in the View Askewniverse. Subscribe. Bucky Barnes: I don't know if I'm worth all this to you. Original "Clerks" leads Jeff Anderson and Brian O'Halloran are set to return as convenience store workers Randal Graves and Dante Hicks alongside Jason Mewes and … Bucky Barnes: What's gonna happen to your friends? Despite new comers into the cast including Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson and Jason Statham there is no doubt that the backbone of the high-octane movies was always the competitive companionship between special agent Brian O’Connor, as played by Paul Walker, and “family first” gang leader Dominic Toretto, as played by Vin Diesel. The characters are shown spending most of their time selling marijuana in front of the convenience store in the Clerks films. This film centers on Holden's romantic relationship with Alyssa Jones (Joey Lauren Adams), a self-identified lesbian. This turns out to be Jay and Silent Bob, who rescue Bethany from some thugs. Jason Edward Mewes (born June 12, 1974) is an American television and film actor, film … Silent Bob enters the store to buy powdered sugar while Jay goes inside to steal food. reconciling with their respective girlfriends and Jay and Silent Bob walk off into the distance with an orangutan named Susanne. Apollo Creed: You know, Stallion? Quint (Jeremy London), who have broken up with their girlfriends—Rene (Shannen Doherty) and Brandi (Claire Forlani), respectively. After winning $10 million from a scratchcard they bought at the Quick Stop, Jay & Silent Bob decide to become superheroes Bluntman and Chronic (a parody of Batman and Robin). They are reunited with Suzanne on the set of the then-fictional Scream 4, where Suzanne is playing the part of a masked killer. Justice leaves for vacation, and Milly forces Jay to take her and Soapy to Hollywood with him and Bob. Jay and Silent Bob have appeared in all Askewniverse films; this excludes Smith's other projects: Jersey Girl, Zack and Miri Make a Porno, Cop Out, Red State, Tusk, and Yoga Hosers. We respect your privacy, so we never share your info. One was titled Too Fat To Fly, in which Silent Bob is launched from a sling shot and must keep flying without hitting obstacles. The best GIFs are on GIPHY. Jenko: Are you ready for a lifetime of being absolutely badass motherf***ers? Even 18 years after the last installment the franchise has remained immensely popular, with a new television series coming out from Fox starring Damon Wayans. Willenholly reappears with a shotgun, soon followed by Missy, Chrissy, and Sissy. Loki has a change of heart and tries to help them out, but is killed by Bartleby in the process. jay and silent bob 53 GIFs. Upon discovering this, he broke up with her, only to realize much later that he was wrong. Jay and Bob have three days to get to Los Angeles to stop the film from being completed and win back their identities. Condition is "Brand New". There, they evade a security guard (Diedrich Bader) and make their way through multiple movie sets, including Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season. You'll always be with me. When they introduce themselves to kids, Charles Barkley also appears, but is immediately shooed away by Jay. 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During the search, the police found a stash of marijuana and they were sentenced to six months of rehabilitation, where they become devoutly sober Christians. In February 2016, Interabang announced the development of Jay and Silent Bob: Chronic Blunt Punch, a beat 'em up video game in the style of Castle Crashers featuring the title characters fighting through miscreants in the "mall of purgatory" down the street from the Quik Stop. Jay and Silent Bob then give the ape the tranquilizer gun and set her loose in the ventilation ducts. Banky finally agrees to give them half of whatever he makes from the movie. After Jay spouts an obscenity-filled tirade on Serendipity and Rufus, the movie ends with Jay suggesting that Silent Bob and he take Bethany to the Quick Stop. In the View Askewniverse continuity, it takes place the day after Mallrats. 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